Product Description
Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.
PRODUCT SPECS
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.
Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
Made in the United States of America
