Duke Cannon- THICK High Viscosity Body Wash Naval Diplomacy

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Product Description

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy

PRODUCT SPECS:
3X THICKER than teenage body wash
Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
Bonus: no loofah required
Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
Size: 17.5 oz.

Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Made in the United States of America